Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via xbassedcerebralx)

xbassedcerebralx:

bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

juss remember that 90% of the shit niggas/women say on Tumblr does not translate into the real world

pizza and Netflix on the first date? go ahead and that’ll be ya last date

rough wild sex? 3 minutes in she gon realize it ain’t what she thought it was

all this social justice nonsense? yeah that’s just for notes my guy

Bootyscientist answering the tough questions damn

(Source: madbootyscientist)

asian:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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i fucking love this website

(via 1fuckedupkid)

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

(via far-from-ladylike)

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via monkeyinaspaceship)